Alright, check it out motherfuckers.
Woah, what is that stuff? Some kind of alien pussy juice? How do you make it? Well I'll fucking tell you, so let's get to it. This shit is called ketchup et la moutarde, or as us Americans might call it, "ketchup & mustard". The recipe calls for a bottle of ketchup and a bottle of mustard. First, what you wanna do is squeeze some ketchup on top of some mustard. Another way to do this is to squeeze some mustard on top of some ketchup. I like the 2nd method, but it's really up to you. Either way, the ketchup and mustard are combined. Generally, I put a 2 parts ketchup to 1 parts mustard ratio. If you're a mustard kinda guy, I highly recommend a 50:50 ketchup to mustard ratio.
Now, the tricky part. Get a spoon or fork and.. mix the fuck out of it. The sauce should come out a beautiful orange color. All done.
If it's too red or too yellow, you fucked up the recipe and you should probably stick to microwaving frozen tv dinners and crying yourself to sleep.
Now, I know some of you assholes don't understand the point of preparing ketchup and mustard in this fashion, but that's because you're not as fucking awesome or creative as I am. Once you've tried the new ketchup/mustard mixture, you won't be going back to your old ways. Enjoy.
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